if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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