That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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