physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
my sisters under your porch take her home
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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