How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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