Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Say something about gay babies.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
