i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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