got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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