i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Randomize
