I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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