Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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