I bet he comes in French.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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