Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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