Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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