Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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