Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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