so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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