quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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