North Korea, Best Korea!
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
