Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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