Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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