We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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