So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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