I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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