...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Randomize
