You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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