did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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