i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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