it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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