hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
