She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You're like the curious george of whores
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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