she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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