She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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