Your tits are I can't wait for
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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