Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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