We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's rum buckets o'clock
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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