I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
