how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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