So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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