Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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