My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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