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my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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