shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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