i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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