STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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