I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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