Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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