I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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