What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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