every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
This is the high leading the old right now
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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