Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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