My friends, they love my intelligence
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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